Have you ever purchased some "off-brand cologne"? Since I had no job in high school to support my climb to popularity via clothes and cologne, I took full advantage of the samples of good smelling stuff at the counter of my local retail stores in the mall (you know those little samples that look like they could be shots of booze); however, the mall wasn't just around the corner for me to be date ready and worthy, and seeing that my wallet was full of air instead of dollars, I welcomed any form of Christmas "off brand holy water" to advance my social agenda of being someone special at school, dances, or dates.
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